Life
I let S. rope my into taking that stupid Fox faux-IQ thing tonight (OK, I really did it to get out of going for a run). I missed 6 questions out of 60, so my faux-IQ is 133. S. got 130, so now I'm walking around the house singing "I'm smarter than you are, I'm smarter than you are".

I know, I know - childish.